Anonymous asked:

How much does the average meal tend to add to your plush frame? How many jiggling pounds of chub are layered upon your belly and hips once your gut is finally finished churning a typical person down into fattening sludge, and how much of a battering does your plumbing usually take after the post-person toilet trip?

Digesting an entire person usually takes a couple weeks, and adds, I’d say, an average of ten pounds each to my figure! Near the tail end of the digestive process I like to limit this by going on walks and jogs - which is also a good excuse to let my tummy slosh about noisily in the open and show it off. And you’d be surprised what modern plumbing can handle.